The first official US presidential debate just happened. And it could have a bearing on whom people would ultimately choose to lead the current world Superpower (US arguably became the only global superpower after the Cold War. As per Time, they remain to be the only superpower in 2016.). Defined as a state that has dominant global territorial influence and preponderant nuclear military capacity, a Superpower affects the lives of people both inside and outside of its boarders.
Now let’s take a look at the people the Americans chose to entrust with the ever so pivotal nuclear codes.
If you missed the 2016 US presidential debate, here’s a quick and accurate, I mean fun, run-through.
This is a debate between a politician and your uncle's Facebook page.
— Nate Pyle (@NatePyle79) September 27, 2016
Settled in for the debate pic.twitter.com/BTL5mJ65KR
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 26, 2016
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) September 27, 2016
HILLARY ENTRANCE pic.twitter.com/jRB8dqm4Et
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) September 27, 2016
It's never too early to recommend Hillary stop shouting and smile more #debatenight
— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 27, 2016
Donald Trump's hair looks like logo on a sweatshirt that was blurred out in post for legal reasons. #debatenight
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 27, 2016
Trump: "I notice the nasty commercials you do on me." Her commercials are literally just clips of him speaking. #debate
— Amanda Deibert (@amandadeibert) September 27, 2016
Clinton: Maybe Trump doesn't pay taxes?
Trump: That makes me smart!
People who pay taxes: Um…
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) September 27, 2016
"No wonder you've been fighting ISIS your entire adult life!" says Trump, mystifyingly.
— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) September 27, 2016
Rare footage of Hillary fighting ISIS at the beginning of her adult life pic.twitter.com/sszNdyRVtN
— max linsky (@maxlinsky) September 27, 2016
"The NAFTA agreement is defective but just because of the tax." – Donald Trump
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) September 27, 2016
Police need better community relations. And that's why I'm submitting my sexy new "Stop and frisky" proposal.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 27, 2016
lester holt: ya but stop and frisk is racial profiling
trump: i know about minorities lester i am orange
— whos that? its keith (@ghostkrogh) September 27, 2016
Trump: We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. As president I will replace it with a younger and more attractive bubble. #DebateNight
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 27, 2016
— John R Parkinson (@jparkABC) September 27, 2016
TRUMP: Murders have gone back up
HILLARY: No, murders are still going down
TRUMP: Not fatal murders
— Terry F (@daemonic3) September 27, 2016
donald trump: I didn't say that
the internet: pic.twitter.com/TP6Y5b1fDe
— memes (@memeprovider) September 27, 2016
to keep up with Trump's bullshit they had to outsource fact-checking to China. Sad.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) September 27, 2016
Trump answers questions the way I answered essays in college when I didn't study. Lots of words to hide the fact that I knew nothing.
— lil ambi-vert. (@KelSamLiz) September 27, 2016
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 27, 2016
DONALD KEEPS SNIFFLING; DOES HE HAVE A TERMINAL DISEASE; IS THIS A SNIFFLING BODY DOUBLE; WHERE IS THE SYRINGE
— Anne Helen Petersen (@annehelen) September 27, 2016
— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) September 27, 2016
I HAVE BETTER TEMPERAMENT!!! pic.twitter.com/7t8mbsme3o
— Joe Penna (@MysteryGuitarM) September 27, 2016
You cannot just scream your way into being the leader of the Free World I SHOULD KNOW
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 27, 2016
When "I have the right temperament" gets the biggest house laugh, it's not going your way. pic.twitter.com/mRLKUR60UR
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) September 27, 2016
Your closing statements, please.
CLINTON: I killed Bin Laden.
TRUMP: I told Rosie O'Donnell what's what.#Debates2016
— Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) September 27, 2016
Hillary Clinton belongs in the White House. Donald Trump belongs on my show.
— Jerry Springer (@jerryspringer) September 27, 2016
Surreal, like watching a reasonable person who got into a fender bender with a rage-a-holic and is suddenly being shrieked at on La Cienaga.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) September 27, 2016
It's almost like Hillary is used to rude men interrupting her, like she's a woman in the world or something
— Jessica Goldstein (@jessicagolds) September 27, 2016
— Devan Coggan (@devancoggan) September 27, 2016
— Mustafa Gatollari (@mgatollari) September 27, 2016
What we've learned from Trump's words about racism. He has property in Chicago and Charlotte. But, apparently, not Ferguson.
— VSB (@VerySmartBros) September 27, 2016
The only winner tonight is the Voyager probe, which is speeding away from the Earth at 17 kilometers/second #debatenight
— Maddie Stone (@themadstone) September 27, 2016
when the debate memes are funny but then u remember this is the state of our country rn pic.twitter.com/rKM6m0I2ZU
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) September 27, 2016
— Shon (@inkedtater) September 27, 2016
@lizzieohreally Wine was for the primaries. Tonight is about liquor.
— Thornton McEnery (@ThorntonMcEnery) September 27, 2016
— Trump's sniffle (@TrumpSniffle) September 27, 2016
— IowaStateU Police (@ISUPD) September 26, 2016
If your "Debate Drinking Game" involves Trump interrupting, go to the ER immediately
— Chris O'Neill (@Chrisoshow) September 27, 2016
*five minutes ago* Every time Trump says Mexico, take a drink.
*now* Everyone is dead.
— Kevin Nguyen (@knguyen) September 27, 2016
— Geeks of Color (@GeeksOfColor) September 27, 2016
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